Its time for laughter and joy, as it is time for one of my favorite semi-recurring bits of this blog, stupid criminal stories. Criminals tend to be a superstitious and cowardly lot. Well for the most part. But criminals rather can be at the dim end of the gene pool. Which I'm sure the police is really happy about, as it makes their job easier.
Still let's take a look at this moron. So you got away from prison, managing to avoid detection and even procured a get away vehicle. Obviously you must be doing something right. Well as vehicles tend to do, they break down at the drop of the hat. You run out of gas, there is some engine failure, or who knows what is going to happen with the car.
So the most obvious reaction is to flag down the sheriff for help when your get away vehicle breaks down. Of course, any criminals that stupid likely are unable to read anyway. They are the type of people who post their crimes on Facebook or mug for the security camera without any other face. Two of these things have happened. There are more stupid criminal stories out there right there then I or anyone else has time to print.
The moral of the story is that this felon was taken in and much laughter was had by all, who were looking for their day to be brightened. So let us take our hats off and salute criminals that are in fact stupid enough to do these things. It gives the blog writers of the world something.
