The economic
woes have reached many around the world, but they extend far and wide all
around the North Pole, as Santa Claus himself is feeling the heat from the
stormy climate. It appears that this might be a leaner season for all of the
little boys and girls around the world, but Santa vows that he will do his best
as he prepares to meet the holiday demand in the matter of hours before he goes
on his insane rush around the globe.
It has been a rough year for
CringleCo, the largest manufacturing company of Christmas products around the
entire world, based in the North Pole. Pressure from stock holders have maybe
said now is the time for Santa Claus to step down and allow someone else take
the reigns, but the grizzled veteran of Christmas refuses to go down without a
fight, saying that he’d rather be pushing up mistletoe than give up the
business he built.
Mass elf layoffs have plagued the
holiday season and the occupy North Pole movement has put a strain on Santa
Claus, but the jolliest elf of them all refuses to let it all get down. The
spirit of Christmas lives on through the truest and most innocent of all force,
the children around the world, the one force that does not seem to be tainted
by all of the multitude of problems of the world.
It does appear to be a rather
grey and dismal Christmas for many around the world. Santa reminds us all that
the greatest resource of all is each other and Christmas is a time where we can
all put aside our differences and be together, even if it is highly likely that
it will be business as usual on December 26th.
Santa and his remaining employees
have been working around the clock to meet the rush. Rumors that Santa Claus
has used Ebay to buy old toys while passing off them as new have been unfounded
rumors, likely malicious spread by rivals of Santa Claus, so they can take up
the Christmas racket.
Sadly it does appear that if
things continue to spiral down on this rate, Santa will have to downsize his
reindeer team to only six. Dancer and Vixen seem to be the two most likely
candidates to be cut, due to their poor work ethic and lack of motivation.
Rumors have remained unconfirmed about whether he’ll outsource work to another
race like dwarves who work for cheaper but make lower quality toys.
Santa Claus could not be reached
for comment on the rumors that he may have to file for bankruptcy.
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