World Not to End on October 21st

Hey everyone, guess what time is coming upon us. It’s time for the world to not end once again. The latest day for doomsday is being tapped to be on October 21st 2011. Doomsday is coming upon us, everyone run for cover. Everyone scream, another date has been predicted for the end of the world. It’s doom gloom, chaos, dogs and cats are living together, it’s sheer anarchy, the world is crumbling to a close. Everyone head out to the bomb shelter, tuck your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye. Rain of fire and blood will shoot from the skies causing mass destruction, chaos, and static cling. Oh no, the doomsday is coming, whatever should we do?




I should slap each and every one of you people who believe this kook yet again. Yes the kook known as Harold Camping. Mr. Oh Noes, I meant the spiritual judgment was supposed to be on May 21st 2011, but the actual rapture is coming on October 21st that’s when the real rapture is coming and you better feel terrified for your life. Granted, sucks that the man suffered a stroke earlier this year, but he’s still a kook.

I’m not a religious person by any means but I do fully admit that there is some form of higher power that’s somewhat guiding us up there. Otherwise humanity would have blown itself up long ago. Yet, how stupid can people get to believe that the world’s going to end on some debate? I might not be a religious scholar but I know a steaming pile of BS when I see one.

People have been predicting the world was going to end before Jesus Christ himself. That really should tell you something. Once we get past this October 21st BS, we’re going to get to the even more annoying December 21st 2012 BS. The Mayans never finished their calendar because they were killed. That’s why it ends. Is it just me or are people getting stupider? They must be.

So yes, calm down, children, I’m going to lay some gospel down on you and tell you the world’s not going to end. Unless we blow it up in sheer stupidity which let’s face it is gaining more likely by each passing day because you people believe things like this. You know who you are.

So when this day passes and 2012 passes, we’re going to have a brand new date. The world’s going to end on February 29th 2105. There you go, it’s the gospel truth, that’s your real end date in the world. Now go and build me those religious alters and worship me for my prophetic skills in pinpointing the end of the world. Go ahead, chop chop now.